diff --git a/orangepunk-hardware/src/main.rs b/orangepunk-hardware/src/main.rs
index 8c2a532..5f02b1f 100644
--- a/orangepunk-hardware/src/main.rs
+++ b/orangepunk-hardware/src/main.rs
@@ -1,13 +1,27 @@
 #![no_std]
 #![no_main]
 
-use arduino_hal::prelude::*;
+use core::str;
+
+use arduino_hal::{delay_ms, hal::Atmega, pac::{fuse::high, USART0}, prelude::*, Usart};
 use panic_halt as _;
 
 #[arduino_hal::entry]
 fn main() -> ! {
+    let low_expressions = [
+        "Choomba, grow up",
+        "Too low too slow",
+        "Whadya got, a case of small?"
+    ];
+    let high_expression = [
+        "Big thoughts for someone so base",
+        "Choomba, slow your cool",
+        "The tall fall the loudest",
+    ];
+    let number: usize = 855;
     let dp = arduino_hal::Peripherals::take().unwrap();
     let pins = arduino_hal::pins!(dp);
+    let mut buff = [0u8; 1024];
 
     let mut led = pins.d13.into_output();
     //let mut serial = arduino_hal::default_serial!(dp, pins, 57600);
@@ -20,20 +34,103 @@ fn main() -> ! {
         arduino_hal::hal::usart::BaudrateArduinoExt::into_baudrate(57600),
     );
 
-    // Create another serial port using software
-    // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bit_banging
-    let tx = pins.d8.into_output();
-    let rx = pins.d9.into_floating_input();
-    let tmr = dp.TC1;
-
     ufmt::uwriteln!(&mut serial, "Hello from Arduino!\r").unwrap_infallible();
 
+    let mut i = 0;
     loop {
-        led.toggle();
-        // Read a byte from the serial connection
-        let b = nb::block!(serial.read()).unwrap_infallible();
+        serial.write_buff(b"> ");
+        let len = read_line(&mut serial, &mut buff).unwrap();
+        let s = match str::from_utf8_mut(&mut buff[..len]) {
+            Ok(s) => s,
+            Err(_) => {
+                write_str(&mut serial, "failed to parse line");
+                continue;
+            },
+        };
+        let g = match s.trim().parse::<usize>() {
+            Ok(g) => g,
+            Err(_) => {
+                write_str(&mut serial, "that wasn't a number choomba");
+                continue;
+            }
+        };
+        if g == number {
+            write_str(&mut serial, "Entrance granted");
+            led.toggle();
+            loop {
+                delay_ms(1000);
+            }
+        } else if g < number {
+            write_str(&mut serial, low_expressions[i%low_expressions.len()]);
+        } else {
+            write_str(&mut serial, high_expression[i%high_expression.len()]);
+        }
+        i += 1;
 
-        // Answer
-        ufmt::uwriteln!(&mut serial, "Got {}!\r", b).unwrap_infallible();
+        if i > 10 {
+            write_str(&mut serial, "Gonk, you done tripped it. Get fried!");
+            loop {
+                delay_ms(500);
+                led.toggle();
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}
+
+fn read_line<R: Read + Writer<u8>>(reader: &mut R, buff: &mut [u8]) -> Result<usize, &'static str> {
+    let mut count = 0;
+    loop {
+        let c = reader.read_byte();
+        if c == b'\n' || c == b'\r' {
+            reader.write_byte(b'\r');
+            reader.write_byte(b'\n');
+            break;
+        }
+        reader.write_byte(c);
+        buff[count] = c;
+        count += 1;
+        if count == buff.len() {
+            return Err("not enough space");
+        }
+    }
+    Ok(count)
+}
+
+fn write_line<W: Writer<u8>>(writer: &mut W, buff: &[u8]) {
+    writer.write_buff(buff);
+    writer.write_byte(b'\r');
+    writer.write_byte(b'\n');
+}
+
+fn write_str<W: Writer<u8>>(writer: &mut W, buff: &str) {
+    writer.write_buff(buff.as_bytes());
+    writer.write_byte(b'\r');
+    writer.write_byte(b'\n');
+}
+
+trait Read {
+    fn read_byte(&mut self) -> u8;
+}
+
+impl<USART, RX, TX> Read for Usart<USART, RX, TX>
+where USART: arduino_hal::usart::UsartOps<Atmega, RX, TX> {
+    fn read_byte(&mut self) -> u8 {
+        Usart::read_byte(self)
+    }
+}
+
+trait Writer<C: Copy> {
+    fn write_byte(&mut self, _: C);
+    fn write_buff(&mut self, buff: &[C]) {
+        for c in buff {
+            self.write_byte(*c);
+        }
+    }
+}
+
+impl<USART, RX, TX> Writer<u8> for Usart<USART, RX, TX>
+where USART: arduino_hal::usart::UsartOps<Atmega, RX, TX> {
+    fn write_byte(&mut self, b: u8) {
+        Usart::write_byte(self, b);
     }
 }
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